A while back, I translated the text in the “Doa ga Hirakanai, Buchiyaburou” animated GIFs. Now you can view both parts of “If The Door Won’t Open, Break It Down” entirely in English (not much of a stretch, as there are exactly three pieces of Japanese text between them, though the joke is still funny) here on my website.
Check it out on the sidebar, or below.
(A hint for others using Googlepages to display animated GIFs: Googlepages will attempt to butcher anything you upload. Make sure you disable image optimization under Site Settings, and Edit HTML on the field they’re displayed in to make sure your originals are shown instead of the .jpg thumbnails Googlepages will generate.)