Amazing what one can do with a couple of hours and a headset microphone. I’m aware there’s already a “Dramatic Reading” version out there that uses the whole text (mine is based on GIF comic which, as I discovered after the fact, omits a few lines), but I’m happy to say that mine has funnier voices for the demons, “Cernel” Joson and “Dad”, and furthermore includes “At Doom’s Gate”, without which any Doom-related material, parody or otherwise, would be incomplete.
I also recommend you take a look at the GIF comic that I used for my inspiration (seriously…Joson might not have had the same voice if it weren’t for the puckered lips on the radio). One day I intend to create a video combining the GIF animations with my recorded dialogue, possibly adding some proper sound effects while I’m at it. One day.
I don’t know who drew this, but I give him full credit. Neither the comic nor the fanfic are my work, just the voicework in the MP3 (which I couldn’t have done without the help of Audacity, thank you). Enjoy.